Archive for October 28th, 2006
Saturday, October 28th, 2006
Holy Shit it’s been awhile since I’ve made a post. After complaints by a few friends and a few ex-girlfriends asking me where my balls went, I figure I’ll update this beeotch. Not much has been exciting in my life, thats why I have’nt felt the need to inform everyone why they suck at life. Oh, check this out. The crazy bitch that everyone hates got fired from my office. How sweet is that? It was as if I had been teleported back to haulocast days, and seen a dozen or so American fighterplanes fly over the death camp I was stuck in. Okay, that never happened, but you can imagine how a Jew like me would feel. And the best part? She played it off like she was the victim. I would like to inform her if she reads this, that quote “You have the personality of a telephone pole”. The End.
Okay, back to the issue at hand. Cavalier has been all up my ass to get her story out, even though I never slept with her. What? Why? Aren’t these stories offensive? Don’t they make women want to vomit? True they are my crude adeptation of things that happened between us, but still that should not make you want your story to come out. Whatever, If you can’t take a joke. I will be posting her story right after this update. So read on.
November 7th 2006, who’s voting? I hate to admit it but this is one of those times that if you don’t get up off your shitty couch, and stop playing with yourself I may end up kicking you in the balls/cunt. To those of you that thought 2004 was important, fuck you. This congress, and republican cabinet should be plenty of reason to be standing at the voting locations begging to be let in early. (NOTE: You will see my fat ass pressed against the glass voting day morning, staring down the voting station in my TOTAL democrat outfit) I will be voting for Diane Feinstein, Byron De Lear (Yes, I will be voting Green Party), and Phil Angelides for Gov. Don’t hate it. Look up on the issues, these three are the only fucking sane’ ones in the running. And Angiledes? He’s the only one that doesn’t fucking cry about it being too hard when someone asks him about alternative energy policies. You ever lived in California? I’ve got this great place you can visit where we can’t breathe, the entire smog from Los Angeles is pushed here, that place you ask? Is the ENTIRE inland empire.
So after that little rant, I invite anyone reading this to read on! I will be posting a new sexcapades story in a few minutes, and possibly a political set of information. Don’t look for any technical blog postings in the near future, until I feel like a techno’weenie.
PS: RSS feeds are finally working! So, if you want to subscribe to my blog and get updates whenever I post, and you have a RSS supported program (Internet Explorer 7 and Mozilla 2.0 support RSS) click the link at the bottom to subscribe.